I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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