i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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