Porn is love you can see.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My day in three words: secret purse cake
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize