i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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