I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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