I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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