I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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