Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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