shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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