OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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