when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
