Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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