just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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