CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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