You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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