on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Everclear isn't food dammit
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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