We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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