he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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