Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
That accounts for only three of the penises
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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