big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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