I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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