Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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