Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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