im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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