I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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