I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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