I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the day after is always just damage control
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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