He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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