that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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