Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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