small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize