But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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