I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Please don't give away my fajitas
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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