She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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