I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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