And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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