seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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