She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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