he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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