What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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