physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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