Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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