Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize