I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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