everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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