You can't special order awesome
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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