:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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