It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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