Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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