ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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