Sry I called you an 8
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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