I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
