We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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