I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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