its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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