No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's shark week go big or go home
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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