Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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