I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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